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guy:

omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever


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treeswithmemories:

still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth

this has broken me

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queerpropaganda:

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.


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idkanxiety:

our-twisted-secrets:

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apunkslife:

candycanegamer:

maggie-maymcpherson:

klandestinekandle:

scarrinparamour:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

> Squeeeee

oh my GOD YIGFBIERDJGMOPES

I LITERALLY JUST SHIT MYSELF THINKING SOMEONE WAS BEHIND ME……AND I’M AGAINST A WALL. I KEEP THINKING THAT SOMEONE IS TOUCHING MY HEAD AND FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

I through off my headphones when he whispered in my ear

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING.

IT’S BACK ON MY DASH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I’M SCREAMING

WHEN HE SNAPPED I WHIPPED MY HEAD TO SEE WHO WAS NEXT TO ME OH MY GOD

WHAT THE HELL I LITERALLY GOT CHILLS WHEN HE WHISPERED

I watched this at 4am and I just shit myself.

IM CRYINGGGG O M GGGG


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hornynitram:

discoboob:

OMFG I HIT THE PLAY BUTTON IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS AND ALL THEY HEARD WAS “HOW TO GIVE A BLOW JOB” AND THEYRE TELLING ME ITS OK TO COME OUT AND IM CRYING

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ibisunt:

I’ve been planning on doing this giveaway for a while and I finally have the chance to do it!

I’ll be giving away a Nikon D5100 and an iPhone 4S, they’re both in excellent conditions. 

There will be two winners.

The 1st place winner gets to choose which prize they want.

The 2nd place winner gets either the camera or the iPhone (whichever the 1st place winner didn’t choose).

I’ll be shipping worldwide!

To enter:

  • Likes and reblogs count but if you do both you’ll have a better chance at winning.
  • You don’t have to be following me but if you win and you ARE following me, I’ll buy you an iPhone case or a camera bag of your choosing (or anything else you’d like that is between the price range of those two things).
  • Reblog as many times as you want just don’t spam your followers.
  • You should already know that giveaway blogs don’t count.
  • Have your ask box open so I can contact you in case you win. 

I’ll be using a random number generator to choose the winners. They’ll have 24 hours to message me back. You have until July 14th to reblog this. Good luck! <3

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lananews:

Lana clearing up “I want to die” interview!

theme.